Thursday 16 February 2017

Adebimpe the Facebook girl(season 2 and 3 epi9&10)

Episode 9
ME: no problem then
KEMI: that’s my baby
ME: ****silent and frowned*****
KEMI: please call bro segun to hurry up, I need
to return on time
ME: *****silent, no response******
KEMI: ******came closer******* onihaxy, I am
talking to you now
ME: *****frowned****** I didn’t hear you
before.
KEMI: what’s wrong with you?
ME: nothing, I’m fine ****oloshi, how I go take
Bleep this girl ooooooooo, abi make I rake for
her??*********
KEMI: ok oooooooooooooooooo. ****kept mute
too*********
Minutes later, my phone rang, it was segun
but I refused to pick up. The calls kept coming
in but I refused to pick
KEMI: your brother is calling you, pick your
calls
ME: *****sege go dey think say I dey busy
bleeping kemi now oooo, him no go know say
water to pass garri******. Pick it yourself
KEMI: nawa oooooo ****picks call******, hello
bro segun
I didn’t hear segun’s speech but I could hear
kemi replying her that she was fine. I think he
requested to speak with me and she passed
the phone to me.
ME: how far sege?
SEGE: I dey, how far?, you don dig her?
ME: no oooo
SEGE: why na?, wetin happen?
ME: nothing jaree.
SEGE: you dey vex me oooo. Give her the
phone jaree.
ME: ok ****i handed the phone to kemi and
the continued their conversation****
KEMI: your brother said he would soon be
back that he is on a queue.
ME: *******silent and frowned*******
KEMI: ******came closer****, onihaxy my love,
what is wrong with you?
ME: nothing. Kemi, I think you just inspired
me.
KEMI: really?, how?
ME: that someone shouldn’t rush into things
especially on first dates.
KEMI: I don’t understand ****raised eye
brow*****
ME: according to you, first date should be for
simple meetings and discussions, not for
adventures.
KEMI: what does that implies?
ME: I’m no more in mood for any shopping for
now, maybe tomorrow or some other time.
KEMI: *******yelled****** so because you want
to take me out for shopping, you wanted to
get s-x in return right?. If that is the case,
keep your shopping and let me be
ME: ****scope*** you aren’t a prostitute or
ordinary girlfriend but a finance and a lover
whom I am ready to take to my family, I didn’t
reason it that today is a first date before I
planned hosting you for outings. I only
believed that new lovers should have this
mentality of yours. We have been dating for
over 3 years now. So why this issue of first
date of a thing…..bla bla bla*****
KEMI: ********raked also******* keep your
shopping to yourself take care. ***stood up
and was about to leave****
ME: ***i wanted to beg her but I remembered
that she doesn’t even have a T.fare to return
home and besides, she still wanted airtime, na
so I come dey form*****.
KEMI: ****walked towards the door, held the
handle of the door but she refused to open,
after few seconds, she looked back****
onihaxy, and I love you more than all this
things you are doing to me oo. Why are you
treating me this way?, despite how much I
love you ***wanted to cry****
ME: ***yeah, trap don catch her, she wan chop
50k awuf shopping and she no wan loose
400naira airtime**** I stood up, walked up to
the door, held her hands and looked into her
eyes,***
Baby, you know I love you too. I have always
loved you and I will forever love you.
Before we know what was happening, our lips
found each other and we began to kiss
passionately as we were both standing by the
door
**************************
My lips were locked into kemi’s mouth as we
began to kiss at the door, she left the door
handle and rest her back on the door and I
turned around also to face her, we continued
kissing as she wrapped my neck into her
arms. My hand began to move downward to
her neck, I spent little seconds there before
taking it down to her chest. I didn’t bother to
insert my hands into her blouse but I was
squeezing and smooching her b---m from
outside her cloth. Kemi was moaning but I
wasn’t satisfied with her tempo. Immediately I
remembered that her response was unique
when I touched the abdomen few moments
ago. I decided to move my hand away from
her b---m and took it down to her abdomen.
Kemi jerked instantly and kissed me harder
*****yeah, I don get am******. I was tickling
her navel and kissing at the same time until
we moved away from the door and landed on
the bed.
I continue tickling her abdomen and she was
rubbing my back in response. I moved my
hand upward and traced it to her bra. I pulled
out the bosoms from the cup and began to
squeeze. Kemi was lost in ecstacy as she
pushed up her head and her neck was on my
lips.
I pushed up her top to reveal her bosoms.
****chai, it was loaded and bouncing*****.
I was squeezing one b---m and sucking the
other. I was swapping the bosoms at intervals
and taking her cleavage into consideration.
I walked my hand downward to her navel and
traced the tiny hairs below it down to the
button of her jeans. ****fear dey catch me to
unlock the button******. I began to play with
the button like a confused kid and my d--k
was fully erect and thirsty for a Bleep. After
few seconds of beating around the bush. I
developed the courage to give it another try
and unlock the button.
As I was about to loose it, kemi placed her
hand on my hand but she never pulled my
hand off, ***chai, omo see little resistance****.
I decided to suck the Tips more passionately
and her moans increased, in between the
moans, I unlocked the button and loosen the
zip of the jeans. I dipped my hand inside her
pants and behold, kemi was seriously wet.
Episode 10
*****onihaxy, e be like say tot sure for you
today ooo******, I dipped the hand further to
the beneath of her pusssy and the fluid was
dripping on my finger. I removed my mouth
from her b---m and returned to her lips and
began to kiss kemi as my hand was set for
manipulation underneath. I located her c--t
and was handling it. Kemi was jerking,
moaning and moving closer to me as I was
kissing at the same time.
After few seconds, I took the finger downward
to her kitten hole and immersed it into the
stream, ****in-out-in-out***** my finger began
to move and kemi continued moaning harder. I
continued this for about 2 minutes until I
gathered enough courage to pull off the jeans
from her legs. The jean was so tight, so in
other not to turn her off, I would finger Bleep
her, pause for a moment to pull the jean
downward a little and then return to mu
handjob until I was able to successfully
remove the trouser. The pant was still
remaining on her waist but I didn’t see it as
an obstacle since it was a low waist pant with
a tiny thread underneath. Kemi was full wet
and had cummed on my finger. I could see the
eagerness in her to have s-x as she was
moving her hand down to my trousers and
unhooking my belt. I left her to finish the
unhooking as I continued with my hand job.
Kemi pulled my trouser and boxers downward
a little and she began to cuddle and play with
my thirsty and erected rod. After about 1
minute, I moved ontop of kemi, still kissing her
and patted her pants sideways, I used my
hand to locate the hole and was about
burying my rod inside of it when kemi used
her hand to block the passage and she said
“onihaxy stop!!!”.
I looked at her and I was like “stop wetin?,
after getting to this level?”.
ME: what’s that dear?, ****sad face****
KEMI: I don’t think this is right for us to do.
ME: baby, I love you, you need to know how
much u mean to me. I can’t just do without
you ****sweet talks continue****
KEMI: I know you loved me but I don’t think
its right for us to have s-x.
ME: ****confused and silent*****.
I moved my head closer to hers and resumed
kissing her. I was squeezing her bosoms at
the same time with my d--k still erect but
restricted from drilling by kemi’s hand. After
few moment of confused kissing, kemi
whispered “where is your condom?”. I smiled
instantly and was back to life, it was as if
someone took a visa from me and the
returned it back.
I dipped my hand underneath my mattress
and brought out a pack of condom while still
kissing. I paused the kiss and tore the condom
pack, positioned it on my d--k and wore it.
Kemi saw the condom on my d--k and that
was when she removed the hand that was
blocking the K---y-Cat entrance. I drilled into
kemi in a missionary style and began to Bleep
her ***in-out-in-out****. I was complementing
her with a kiss at the same time. Kemi seems
to have this big hips restricting me from deep
penetration, then I placed my two hands under
her a$$ to press the a$$ closer to me each
time I returned after going up. Later, I raised
up her two legs and spread them wide apart.
**chaiiii, the penetration was to the fullest.
After about 5 minutes, kemi said “what if bro
segun is coming?” I replied. “Don’t worry, he
would call me or knock on the door”. She
replied with a sweet moan of “hmmmmmmm”.
I released one of her legs, turned it sideways
and pushed the other leg in same direction as
I make her face my d--k with her Bottom as
she was lieing on the bed and I knelt behind
the a$$$. I used my hand to push up one of
the butts so as to reveal the pusy hole while I
used the other hand to bury my condomized
d--k into it. Kemi was moaning heavily and
screaming at this same time. I was deriving
more pleasure because the moans was kinda
sexy. I bleeped her for another 6 minutes
before I cummed. I removed the condom from
my d--k and dropped it at the side of my bed
as I lied down behind kemi to cuddle her.
KEMI: are you now satisfied?
ME: **raised eyebrow*** as how?
KEMI: have you now accomplished your
mission?
ME: my love, I’m not on any mission. I was
with my wife and we had a nice moment
together.
KEMI: **smiled***, where is your bathroom?, I
need to shower before bro segun comes. I
need to return home on time.
ME: ok dear.
I lead her to the bathroom, I flushed the used
condom and return back to the room leaving
kemi in the bathroom to clean up. I picked my
phone to gist segun on whatsapp as I was
dressing up at the same time.
ME: sege, how you dey?
SEGE: I dey fine ooo.
ME: I don Bleep her oooo.
SEGE: “oloshi” I know, I dey behind your
window and I dey hear as una dey drag the
issue of condom
ME: “were ni e” bad boy. So what next?
SEGE: I will call you.
Kemi came out of the bathroom and began to
dress up. I cleared my chats on my phone.
Kemi was through with the dressing and she
told me to call my brother because she would
soon be leaving.

To be continued

Adebimpe the Facebook girl(season 2 and 3 epi7&8)

Episode 7
********************************
We went outside together to meet kemi. As we
stepped out of the door, I saw a young lady
standing by a bike-man at the other side of
the road. I was so disappointed in what I saw,
kemi wasn’t as pretty and adoring as the lady
I have been seeing on facebook. Her face
looked so rough and full of spots compared to
the clean and radiating face I have been
seeing on facebook. Is that the babe? “Segun
asked me”. I guess so “I replied”.
I picked my phone to call her she picked. She
saw me at the other side of the road but she
refused to cross, she was waving her hand to
me that I should cross over and she was
pointing at the bikeman at the same time.
ME: ****whispers**** segun, you sure say this
babe go sure?
SEGE: just calm down and leave everything to
me.
Segun and I crossed to the other side of the
road and we walked closer to kemi.
ME: ***hugs****hi love
KEMI: hi dear.
ME: meet my brother segun I was telling you
about, ******introduced her to segun*****
SEGE: ***hands shake**** its nice meeting you
our wife.
KEMI: ****smiled*****. Onihaxy, Please I don’t
want to stay long outdoor, I sneaked out of
the house and I must return before they find
out that I’m missing.
SEGE: lailai, that cannot be possible. Don’t
you know I have been waiting here for the past
3 days just to meet you?, I should have
travelled 2 days ago but I decided to wait and
see our wife so as to give our parents
feedback when I reached home.
ME: yeah, he is right
KEMI: ***smiled**** but you have seen me
now. I don’t want to stay outdoor for long
please
SEGE: ****moved closer to kemi****so you
mean main road reception is the best you can
give to your father in-law. Common baby,
don’t abuse tradition, come in and let’s know
each other formally. ******held kemi’s
hand****
KEMI: oooooooooh God.
ME: ****silent and watching******
KEMI: but the bikeman is here waiting.
SEGUN: ***moved closer to the bike while kemi
and I were walking away slowly****** how
much is your money?
BIKEMAN: 200naira
Segun paid the bikeman and the bikeman
drove away. I was amazed how segun got to
know that kemi hasn’t paid her bike fare. I
guess he observed the situation. Segun catch
up with us and we crossed together. Segun
began to chat with kemi and they were flowing
nicely. He took charge of the whole situation
as we entered the room. He entertained kemi,
asked her about her work, school, life
generally and kemi was flowing well. I was
only letting out smiles and interrupting
because segun really surprised me. After
about 8 minutes of having fun chat with kemi,
segun stood up and pulled his leather box.
SEGE: bros, I’m travelling. Let me give you and
your wife some privacy
ME: ****laughs*** ok bro. My regards to
mummy
KEMI: I will soon be going too.
SEGUN: so soon?. That reminds me. I
promised you a gift. I will tell bro onihaxy to
give you.
KEMI: *****smiled and appreciate*** thanks
my inlaw.
SEGUN: ehn ehn bros, what about the money
you want to give me now?,
ME: I thought you have forgotten
SEGE: forget ke?, lailai.
ME: that’s even good. To make things easier.
Take this ATM. *****bring out atm card from
my wallet and hand it over to segun.
Withdraw 50k from the account.
SEGE: eeeeeeh bros, everything for me?.
ME: no, my wife and I are going out for
shopping. I will. Only give you the amount you
request for, I want to use the rest for
shopping.
KEMI: *****smiled and feeling relaxed and
comfortable.
SEGE: ****winked at me*****. Bros, that money
won’t be enough to shop for our wife after
deducting mine. Please go with enough cash.
ME: hmmmmmmmmm. So you and your wife
want to drain my account abi?
SEGE: no bros. Just do the needful, first
impression last longer.
KEMI: ****felling more relaxed**** bro segun.
Don’t mind your elder brother jaree. He is too
stingy.
ME: hmmmmmm, ok, withdraw 60k then. You
should take 10k while my wife and I will use
the remaining 50k.
SEGE: that’s my lovely brother, let me rush
down to the nearest ATM.
KEMI: ******feeling totally relaxed****. Thanks
jaree uncle segun. Please be fast, I won’t be
staying long.
SEGE: **pats kemi on the shoulder*** I will be
right back dear. Even me, I need to travel
earlier.
ME: ok ooooooooo. Husband and wife
KEMI: onihaxy, na jealousy go kill you
SEGE: ***laughs*****. Erhmmm, bros, I dey
come.
Segun walked out of the room. On closing the
door, he yelled from outside. “Bro onihaxy,
come and see something”. I excused myself
from kemi and went outside to meet segun.
ME: guy u try ooooo. This your small head, na
so so bad thing full am.
SEGE: sebi I told you to leave every plans to
the event planner na.
ME: that’s my guy.
SEGE: you no well ni. I don buy time for you.
Use it well and fucck the girl wella. I no wan
hear story ooooo.
ME: so what will happen to the atm card issue
na?. I have only 2,500naira in the account.
SEGE: ******laughs*****, Mr maga, who told
you I want to withdraw money from the
account in the first place?. Abeg go fucck
wetin you want to Bleep jareeee.
I went back inside the room and met my
kemisola fully relaxed and balanced.

Episode 8
I went back into the room, lock the door and
sat on my bed closer to kemi staring at her
appearance, she looked different from what I
saw on facebook but her bosoms and butts
are the same. She was putting on a jean
trouser with a blue top.
ME: you are looking prettier than the kemi I
saw on facebook
KEMI: I know you are teasing me
ME: I’m so serious baby
KEMI: thanks dear
ME: you are welcome
KEMI: that reminds me, where is my airtime?
ME: *****oloshi, this girl don craze ooo*** I
remembered dear, I will buy it for you when we
are going out
KEMI: that’s why I love you. How much?
ME: maybe 400naira.
KEMI: thanks darling
ME: you are welcome, *** stretched my hand
and placed her palm on mine**** don’t mind
my brother, he is very funny
KEMI: **grin** indeed, and he is nice
ME: really?, how?
KEMI: instincts.
ME: hmmmmmmmm, so how is everything
with you?, never knew I would see you so soon
******teasing her palm with my middle finger.
KEMI: so you think I won’t show up?
ME: not really, just that I thought you were
pulling my legs.
KEMI: I see!!
I drew closer to kemi, I held her second hand
with mine, looked into her eyes for a few
seconds and our heads was getting closer.
Finally, our lips met and we began to kiss. The
kiss was getting deeper as she began to press
my head closer. I began to move my hand
downward to her neck, I tickled her cleavage
and was about dipping my hands into her
bosoms when she resisted me. I felt sad but
never gave up, we kissed again and I made the
second attempt of locating her b---m, but
this time, I went through her under-gown
instead of the top, I found her bra and
intended dipping my hands inside it but she
resisted again. ***which kind witchcraft be
this na***.
I ignored the b---m, I moved my hands down
to the abdomen and tickled the round spot on
it and she began to jerk gradually, ****hmmm,
every girl has different weak point ooo.
Bimpe’s own was her Tip while this one na
abdomen*****, I noticed her that her mood
was getting more passionate, I continued on
the abdomen for more seconds, I noticed some
tiny hairs directly below the navel and I played
with the hairs as I traced it downward, the
jerking was increasing as she began to let out
soft moans, she removed her mouth from
mine, pushed her head upwards and placed
her neck on my lips. I utilised the opportunity
and kissed her neck down to her cleavage.
This time, I decided to go upward to the
b---m again and behold, there was no
resistance. I pushed up her top, pulled out the
bosoms from the bra. Pushed her back on the
bed as I began to manipulate the Tips, the
moaning continued but the tempo never
increased. I can tell it when a girl isn’t
enjoying a b---m sucking so I changed
tactics. I decided to suck the entire Tip and
choke my mouth with as much flesh as
possible and gently squeezing the second
b---m. This time, the moans was increasing
in tempo.
I decided to upgrade, I moved the left hand
downwards while still sucking and swapping
the Tips. I traced my hands down to the navel
and I noticed that she jerked again just like
she did the first time. I traced the tiny hairs
beneath the abdomen and my trace led me
straight to the button of her jeans trouser.
*****chai, which kind of obstacle is this?, why
can’t she wear a skirt or gown?*******.
I tried loosing the button and she held me
hand and screamed “stop!!!”.
ME: what is it dear?
KEMI: ****wears her top very well and adjusted
her bra*****. What are you trying to do?, you
want to have s-x with me?, on a first date?.
ME *****silent and nodded sideways****
KEMI: so you invited me here because of s-x.
ME: no dear.
KEMI: then let’s stop it. This is our first date,
and besides, your brother should be on his
way back.
ME: ********frowned and sad*****
To be continued

Adebimpe the Facebook girl(season 2 and 3 epi4&5&6)

Episode 4
After the call that evening, I dropped my
phone on the bed, I began to contemplate on
whether to send the card or not. I think back
to the past and I remembered that she had
bad records when it come to lies. Kemi had
lied so many times to me just to get recharge
cards. I could remembered vividly the day she
called me at 10pm that she needed N400mtn
card to call her families and inform them that
her mother was critically ill and needed
medical attention urgently, I was shocked and
began to shiver that night, “oooh, God please
save my future mother inlaw for me ooo, I
don’t want to loose her at the moment” I was
running helter skater to get the recharge card
that night. I had to rush down to the ATM to
make a VTU transfer when I couldn’t see a
vendor. After transferring the card to her, she
didn’t call me and I didn’t have any airtime on
my phone to call her. I had to use a
neighbour’s phone to call her. I intentionally
adjust my voice when I called her.
ME: hello kemi,
KEMI: who is this? *****is he the one calling?
****** “another lady was asking her at the
background”
ME: ***angried and amazed*** its me kunle
KEMI: ***replied the other lady, “No, its not
him, its another person”**** kunle from where
please?
ME: from lagos.
KEMI: can’t recollect such identity. How did
you get my number please? *****the
background lady: cut him off jaree and let’s
call another person****
Hello, pls call me tomorrow morning. I’m busy
at the moment
ME: ok ****hanged up****.
From the little drama. I knew it already that I
was played. But I was blinded with love to
express my feelings.
All the memories of her past lies was flashing
back in my brain. Then I thought of it again,
“what if her next visitation is actually true?”. I
began to imagine the pictures of her gorgeous
look and endowed packages I had been seeing
on her facebook profile, I began to imagine
myself squeezing and experimenting her killer
“ukwu”. Immediately, I became totally
confused on whether to send the card or not?.
After few minutes of contemplating, then I
remembered I have a friend who once delivered
me from a scammer. Then I decided to chat
with “sege” on whatsapp concerning kemi’s
matter.
ME: ogbeni how far?
SEGE: oko bimpe, I dey oooooo.
ME: you know well, who be oko bimpe?
SEGE: eeeh, sorry, Mr maga I mean jaree
ME: you no well ni
SEGE: loooool
ME: errrhhhm, you still remember this girl,
kemi?
SEGE: who is kemi?
ME: that my babe wey I tell you say she dey
stay for lag na.
SEGE: I no remember ooo.
ME: the one I met before bimpe na.
SEGE: oooooooooooooh, that your recharge
card babe abi?.
ME: yeah
SEGE: wetin do her?
ME: she just called me say she dey come
akure next weekend
SEGE: that one nice na. Na kitten weekend be
that for you na.
ME: you no well
SEGE: are you guys still dating?
ME: we never broke up before, we only stopped
communicating with each other
SeGE: and wetin be that one?, no be break-up
be that.
ME: that one aside jaree. She said I should
send her airtime.
SEGE: hmmmmm. I trust you say you don send
am already.
ME: no oooo, I am contemplating on whether
to send or not.
SEGE: that babe na cheap airtime scammer.
But since she talk say she dey come akure, risk
this last one and send like 200mtn sha.
Atleast to pour water on ground and then walk
on wet ground.
ME: thanks jaree my guy.
SEGE: I hear. But don’t send another airtime
again until you set your eyes on her oooooo.
ME: I hear.
The following morning on my way to work, I
stopped at a vendor and got a N200 airtime
for kemi. As usual, she only called to thank
me in 12 seconds and later hanged up. 3days
gone and I didn’t hear from kemi again until
the 4th night which was thursday night when
she called me again.
ME: hello dear, how are you?
KEMI: I’m fine dear, thanks for the other day
ME: you are welcome dear
KEMI: I also want to remind you that I would
be around next weekend oooo. And you will
talk me out and buy gifts for me ooo.
ME: no problem dear.
KEMI: thanks love. I’m missing you seriously
ME: same here
KEMI: that’s my baby. Errrrrrhmm honey, can
you please help me with a little airtime
please?, even if it is just N200 please

Episode 5
Recharge card again?, what do I do this time?,
segun must not hear this, and I don’t want her
to change her mind about coming over to see
me, but seriously, I was tired of this airtime
demands of a thing but at the same time, I
wanted to fucck kemi.
I decided to risk it again and transfer N100
airtime to her from my phone. One thing about
kemi was that, whenever she gets an airtime
below what she requested for, she would never
call back to appreciate but if she gets the
exact amount she requested for, she would call
back and spend maximum of 30seconds on a
call. After the transfer, she didn’t call back as
usual and I ignored her.
On saturday, I went to visit segun and we had
a chat about kemi. I told segun that kemi
would be around on the following week and
my guy came up with a master plan as usual.
ME: sege, that my babe go arrive next
weekend ooooo
SEGE: bimpe or kemi?
ME: which one be bimpe again jor?, its kemi
SEGE: oooooh, the airtime merchandise?
ME: na you sabi.
SEGE: but is she staying over at your place?,
or just stopping by to visit?
ME: we never discuss that one yet
SEGE: all the same, you must sample that girl
at this only opportunity oooo. Or else, u might
not see another opportunity again.
ME: I go try sha.
SEGE: you must do ni. You know hungry girls
like kemi requires special tactics to get them
laid.
ME: really?, gist me.
SEGE: firstly, you must act or fake it that you
have money to spend on her when she is
around, you must be good at fake promises
and your mouth must be loaded with lies, na
that thing dey give them hope say “hmmm, I
must maga this guy, e be like say e get
money”
ME: hmmmm sege!!!!, and after that nko?
****getting interesting*****,
SEGE: you must be smart to play your game
wella so as not to miss the fuccking. Make
sure that u post all the spending till after s-x,
and not before.
ME: I still don’t understand
SEGE: mr maga, listen. If you spend before
planning to have s-x, you might not get it,
just keep making mouth till you get what you
want.
ME: I hear you ooooo.
SEGE: when she dey with you. Call me and we
go act drama for her.
ME: mr sege!!!!!, I dey fear you oooo
SEGE: you think say I be mumu like you?. Na
me dey scam girls, girls no dey dupe me.
Loooool.
I returned home that night. Segun and I began
our rehearsals on whatsapp ahead of kemi’s
arrival. Ever since I was growing up, I had
always have this mentality that “the more you
spend for her, the more she loves you” but
segun changed my orientation and made me
realize that most times, “the more you spend
blindly, the more you are a maga”.
Between monday and Wednesday of the
following week, kemi called me more than 5
times but I didn’t pick up, I intentionally
refused to pick up because I knew she would
always demand for airtime. On thursday
morning, I called her myself.
ME: hello kemi
KEMI: my love, how are you?, why did you
refused picking my calls for the past four
days?
ME: I’m sorry, the phone was on silent since
sunday night and I misplaced it since then. I
tried calling the number from another phone
to trace it but it wasn’t ringing out, it was this
morning that I found it inside the kitchen
cupboard.
KEMI: eeyah, sorry about that my love, I was
thinking you were with another girl, maybe
that’s why you refused to pick up.
ME: ****oloshi, this one wey you dey call me
“my love” I know say na “send me airtime” go
end am********, baby when are you coming?.
KEMI: I would arrive this evening, but the
event is tomorrow and saturday.
ME: are you staying over at my place?
KEMI: ***laughs****
ME: why laughing?
KEMI: you are funny ni, I’m coming with my
family, we would be staying over at the place
provided for us. since I’m not alone, I won’t be
able to stay over at your place.
ME: huuuuuh, how do I take you out for
shopping then?
KEMI: eeeeeeehhh!!! You mean you want to
shop for me?
ME: yes, I am even buying a phone for you
since you said your phone is giving you
issues.
KEMI: huuuuh. That’s why I love you honey.
But why don’t we do it like this?
ME: how?
KEMI: please do all the shopping and bring it
to me where I would be staying, I might not be
chanced to spend time outside, sebi I told you
I would be with my family?
ME: ****heartbroken “oloshi”******* no
problem dear, let’s postpone all the shopping
and gifts to another day that you would have
time. I can’t just be roaming about
supermarkets alone on my own without you by
my side, I would only come and say Hi to you
wherever you are. That’s all
KEMI: common dear, so you won’t bring
anything for me?
ME: not sure, maybe apples only sha.
KEMI: haba!!!, ok you know what!
ME: what?
KEMI: let me get to akure first, then I would
know how to squeeze out time to go out with
you.
ME: that’s my baby
KEMI: are you happy now?
ME: off course. So what time will u get to
akure?
KEMI: can’t say yet, but we would leave home
by 10am sha.
ME: ok dear, can’t wait to see you
KEMI: same here dear
ME: pls let me know when you are around
KEMI: ok my love, eeeerhm my love, please
can you do me a favour please!!
ME: ***hanged up*****, oloshi, the only favour
I have been doing you is Airtime, “omo-ale

Episode 6
………………. After the call
I went to work and chat with my friend segun
along side. I narrated my recent action to him
and he told me I was getting smarter. We
discussed how kemi’s package will look like,
and trust my guy, he came with a very brilliant
plan. He said we would act like brothers, I
would be the elder brother while he would be
the younger brother.
I smiled and said to myself, “hope say sege no
go push me to jail some day sha”, but on a
serious note, its good to have the good, the
bad, and the ugly friends and I don’t even
know the category that segun belongs to.
After closing for the day’s job at 5pm, I was
so tired and I couldn’t stop over at segun’s
house, I went home straight and fell over the
bed to relax. At 7pm, my phone was ringing
and I looked at the screen, it was my beloved
kemi calling.
ME: hello love
KEMI: call me back please ***hanged up****
What is this girl up to?, haba!!!, she had never
call for 3 minutes before, always saying “call
me back”. I wait for like 10minutes before
returning the call
ME: hello love
KEMI: hi. How are you?
ME: I’m fine, and you?
KEMI: I’m fine too. What happened to your
phone the other time in the morning?
ME: sorry about that jaree, the credit was
exhausted and the call terminated.
KEMI: hmmmmmmmm. I thought you don’t
want to talk to me ni.
ME: haba!!, no naw. So where are you
KEMI: I’m now in akure
ME: really?, where in akure?
KEMI: I don’t know dear, ok hold on let me ask
someone ******background:kemi: pls what is
the name of this place?. Response: oda
road*********** ok onihaxy, they said its oda
road.
ME: eeeyah, not to far from my area sha.
About 30 to 40minute taxi drive.
KEMI: really?
ME: yes. So how do we see?
KEMI: I don’t know yet ooooo, and I would be
so busy tomorrow in cooking assistance.
ME: so what about saturday?
KEMI: I will be busy too
ME: so what do we do now? I can’t wait to
see you dear.
KEMI: same here. Ok let’s do it this way
ME: how?
KEMI: to save time, let’s meet at the shopping
plaza, text the location to me, you will get
there before me and I will meet you there.
ME: *****oloshi, you dey prove smart abi?, na
me you wan use brain for?. Thanks to sege’s
tutorials******* that will be bit difficult dear
KEMI: why?
ME: my younger brother is around and wanted
to see you, infact, he should have travelled
yesterday but he said he would wait till your
arrival.
KEMI: who is that? And did you tell him
anything about me?
ME: my cousin .yes I told him lots about you
KEMI: and what was that?
ME: that you are my love, the girl I wanted to
marry. And he said he wanted to see his
brother’s wife. Infact, he has a gift to give you.
KEMI: really?. What is the gift?
ME: he didn’t show me, neither did he tell me.
He said its for you alone and its a surprise.
He would travel immediately after seeing you.
KEMI: oooooo God, and I would be busy
oooooo, ok, let’s see what would happen
tomorrow sha.
ME: that’s my love.
KEMI: onihaxy please….
ME: **** interrupted**** heeeeee, honey please
I will call you back, my food is burning
seriously. ****hanged up*****
*****Oloshi, I knew that it is “baby send me
airtime” that would follow the “onihaxy
please”
At 9pm, I called kemi again to discuss on how
we would meet.
ME: hi love
KEMI: how are you dear?
ME: I’m fine, and you?
KEMI: I’m doing great.
ME: so how do we see and when?,
KEMI: let’s see if I could sneak out tomorrow
to see you. Hope your place isn’t far from
here?
ME: no dear, its along the main road. If you
take a bike, the bike man will drop you exactly
infront of my house.
KEMI: please I won’t stay long outside
because of my family, I don’t want them to
suspect that I’m missing. So you would stay
infront of your house and the same bike that
brought me would takes us both to the outing.
ME: ***oloshi, na me you dey prove smart for
abi?*******, no problem dear
KEMI: alright dear, what are the things you
are buying for me?
ME: just wait till tomorrow and see the
surprises that awaits you.
KEMI: that’s why I love you. Baby please
transfer little airtime to me please
ME: it late, and I don’t have sufficient airtime
on my phone. Let’s make it tomorrow.
KEMI: ok dear, take care
ME: bye ***hanged up********
I chat with segun after to call to gist him
about kemi’s outdoor plans. I was so confused
on how to convince her to bed. Segun assured
me that I shouldn’t worry as he would take
charge of everything. We had our last
rehearsals that night on his plans of how to
execute kemi’s parole.
8am the second day which was friday, I woke
up very early. I had took a time off from work
earlier on thursday on the pretence that I was
sick and needed to go to the hospital for
treatment. I changed my bedsheets, stocked
my portable fridge with 3 can malts and fruits,
I went to the nearby chemist to purchase a
pack of condom and I sprayed the whole room
with air refresher. Indeed, nobody cleans a
house faster than a guy expecting a new girl.
9:25am, kemi flashed me and I called back,
ME: hello love
KEMI : hi dear.
ME: how was your night?
KEMI: it was fine. Where is my airtime?
ME: I’m sorry dear, I’m still on bed, I haven’t
gone out yet
KEMI: why can’t you send your brother to buy
it?
ME: he went out very early this morning and
he hasn’t returned yet.
KEMI: send your address, I should be on my
way any moment from now. And first thing, I
will collect my airtime when I arrive.
ME: ok love, no problem.
KEMI: bye
ME: bye.
I sent the detailed address to kemi and I also
inform my goon (segun) about kemi’s coming.
35minutes later, segun arrived fully dressed
and pulling a leather box. We hugged and gist
about how we would execute our plans neatly.
While we were having gists and fun. My phone
rang and it was kemi calling.
ME: hi love, where are you?
KEMI: I just dropped from a bike at the front
of your house, Please come outside and let’s
hurry up, the bike-man is waiting.
ME: ok *****hanged up*******.
I turned to segun with a sad face full of
disappointment. Segun saw the look on my
face.
ME: segun, I’m not sure this plan will work
out?
SEGE: why not leave all the plans to the event
planner?.
ME: but she still insisted on waiting outside?
SEGE: mr maga, just calm down. Let’s go
outside and welcome her, I will take charge of
the situation. Trust me my guy.
ME: yes boss
*****************************
To be continued.....

Adebimpe the Facebook girl(season 2&3 epi3&4)

Episode 3
I looked at the screen of my phone. It was
kemi. I also met kemi online before my
encounter with bimpe. She claimed to be
based in lagos according to her back then
when we met 9 months ago.
She told me she was a fashion designer and
also a part time student of yabatech at the
same time. After 3 weeks of chating when we
met, she sent her phone number to me on
facebook after several pleas. Our friendship
became interesting that we were fond of each
other, I would always call her in the morning,
afternoon, and night. I would sent series of
sms to kemi and she would also send hers.
After few weeks of friendship, I asked her out
and she gave me a pending response. I never
gave up on kemi as I kept pressurising her to
be mine, convincing her with sweet and
mouth-watering talks. I never seized to
bombard her with my specially designed love
sms. Alas, she finally agreed to be my
girlfriend and the official E-dating started 6
months ago..
At the beginning of the E-dating, everything
was going smooth, I was always looking
forward to the day I would get to see kemi
face to face. We began to plan how we would
meet and I never had the feelings that it was a
distance affairs, I always have this possibility
and positivity kind of mindset that we would
be together someday no matter how long the
“E-dating” lasted.
About 2 month into the relationship, things
began to get complicated. Kemi no longer call
or text me like she used to do before,
conversation began to get boring as the day
passes by and to crown it all, kemi would
always be on my neck for airtime credits.
At first, I didn’t find any fault or problem in
sending airtime to her. I had this mentality
that she is my girlfriend and I am responsible
for recharging her phone so that other guys
wouldn’t snatch her from me. But along the
line, I was getting uncomfortable with the card
of a thing. Kemi would not call on a good day
to greet me on check on me, anytime my
phone rings and I picked, the conversation is
always “baby please send me card”, and the
funniest thing was that she would only flash
me or call to tell me “baby, I have seen the
card, thanks” and she would hang up. It was
when she needed another card that she would
dial my number again. The whole thing got
boring to me and I began to loose interest in
kemi gradually, it got to a time that I stopped
calling her also. When she calls to ask for
airtime as usual, I would promise her that I
would send it and ended up not sending
anything, when she finally realized that airtime
isn’t coming forth from me anymore, the
communication was broken finally as she no
longer calls again neither do I call her also.
And 4 months ago was the last time we spoke
together.
Seeing her call again, I was shocked and
surprised, I was like “so this girl still have my
number all this while?”. I stopped thinking
about bimpe and I picked the call.
ME: hello
KEMI: hi onihaxy, nawa for you oooo, you
didn’t even bother to call me again. This is
unfair
ME: I’m so sorry kemi, I lost my phone, and I
got a new phone and lost the former contacts.
KEMI: onihaxy!!!!!!!, so how did you know its
me.
ME: I recognised your voice, I got to know that
its you when you said “hello” KEMI: ok dear,
how are you?, I have missed you ooooo.
ME: ****yinmu, “oloshi, may thunder fire you if
you demand for card again today”****** I
missed you too dear.
KEMI: I just called to tell you that I’m
attending a wedding in akure next weekend. I
would see you when I’m around.
ME: its ok, can’t wait to see you.
KEMI: are you sure?
ME: yes
KEMI: ok dear. Baby please help me with little
airtime please.
ME: ***oloshi****, ok, but not now
KEMI: when?, I need it urgently please.
ME: I’m not at home at the moment and I
didn’t go with my wallet, maybe when I get
back home sha.
KEMI: thanks dear, I will be expecting it. Can’t
wait to see you next weekend.
ME: can’t wait to see you too. Bye
KEMI: bye ***hanged up******
Yeah, its time for me to get a “pension s-x”
for all my wasted
investment***************

Episode 2
Episode 4
After the call that evening, I dropped my
phone on the bed, I began to contemplate on
whether to send the card or not. I think back
to the past and I remembered that she had
bad records when it come to lies. Kemi had
lied so many times to me just to get recharge
cards. I could remembered vividly the day she
called me at 10pm that she needed N400mtn
card to call her families and inform them that
her mother was critically ill and needed
medical attention urgently, I was shocked and
began to shiver that night, “oooh, God please
save my future mother inlaw for me ooo, I
don’t want to loose her at the moment” I was
running helter skater to get the recharge card
that night. I had to rush down to the ATM to
make a VTU transfer when I couldn’t see a
vendor. After transferring the card to her, she
didn’t call me and I didn’t have any airtime on
my phone to call her. I had to use a
neighbour’s phone to call her. I intentionally
adjust my voice when I called her.
ME: hello kemi,
KEMI: who is this? *****is he the one calling?
****** “another lady was asking her at the
background”
ME: ***angried and amazed*** its me kunle
KEMI: ***replied the other lady, “No, its not
him, its another person”**** kunle from where
please?
ME: from lagos.
KEMI: can’t recollect such identity. How did
you get my number please? *****the
background lady: cut him off jaree and let’s
call another person****
Hello, pls call me tomorrow morning. I’m busy
at the moment
ME: ok ****hanged up****.
From the little drama. I knew it already that I
was played. But I was blinded with love to
express my feelings.
All the memories of her past lies was flashing
back in my brain. Then I thought of it again,
“what if her next visitation is actually true?”. I
began to imagine the pictures of her gorgeous
look and endowed packages I had been seeing
on her facebook profile, I began to imagine
myself squeezing and experimenting her killer
“ukwu”. Immediately, I became totally
confused on whether to send the card or not?.
After few minutes of contemplating, then I
remembered I have a friend who once delivered
me from a scammer. Then I decided to chat
with “sege” on whatsapp concerning kemi’s
matter.
ME: ogbeni how far?
SEGE: oko bimpe, I dey oooooo.
ME: you know well, who be oko bimpe?
SEGE: eeeh, sorry, Mr maga I mean jaree
ME: you no well ni
SEGE: loooool
ME: errrhhhm, you still remember this girl,
kemi?
SEGE: who is kemi?
ME: that my babe wey I tell you say she dey
stay for lag na.
SEGE: I no remember ooo.
ME: the one I met before bimpe na.
SEGE: oooooooooooooh, that your recharge
card babe abi?.
ME: yeah
SEGE: wetin do her?
ME: she just called me say she dey come
akure next weekend
SEGE: that one nice na. Na kitten weekend be
that for you na.
ME: you no well
SEGE: are you guys still dating?
ME: we never broke up before, we only stopped
communicating with each other
SeGE: and wetin be that one?, no be break-up
be that.
ME: that one aside jaree. She said I should
send her airtime.
SEGE: hmmmmm. I trust you say you don send
am already.
ME: no oooo, I am contemplating on whether
to send or not.
SEGE: that babe na cheap airtime scammer.
But since she talk say she dey come akure, risk
this last one and send like 200mtn sha.
Atleast to pour water on ground and then walk
on wet ground.
ME: thanks jaree my guy.
SEGE: I hear. But don’t send another airtime
again until you set your eyes on her oooooo.
ME: I hear.
The following morning on my way to work, I
stopped at a vendor and got a N200 airtime
for kemi. As usual, she only called to thank
me in 12 seconds and later hanged up. 3days
gone and I didn’t hear from kemi again until
the 4th night which was thursday night when
she called me again.
ME: hello dear, how are you?
KEMI: I’m fine dear, thanks for the other day
ME: you are welcome dear
KEMI: I also want to remind you that I would
be around next weekend oooo. And you will
talk me out and buy gifts for me ooo.
ME: no problem dear.
KEMI: thanks love. I’m missing you seriously
ME: same here
KEMI: that’s my baby. Errrrrrhmm honey, can
you please help me with a little airtime
please?, even if it is just N200 please......
To be continued.....

Adebimpe the Facebook girl(season 2&3 episode 1&2)

………………..8 weeks later.SEGE: onihaxy, I don dey notice you all these days look ME: wetin happen? ***raised eyebrow***
SEGE: since that bimpe Dam don comot, you just dey dull this days.
ME: hmmmmmm
SEGE: this one no be the matter of“hmmmmmmm”, you sure say that girl never wash pant inside food for you?, infact, I dey suspect say she don lace her pusssy with juju
.ME: not really jaree. I just like bimpe and I keep thinking about her. I don’t know why sha.SEGE: **** laughs loudly***hahahahahahahahaha. My Baddest Maga everliveth, I know say no be the girl dey worry you,na her pusssy, hahahahaha ****pats me on the laps and kept laughing****
ME: stop that jaree.SEGE: hahahahahahaha. Chaii, na so her toto sweet reach??, onihaxy talk true, e be like say that girl dey give you special deliveries on bed.
ME: “segun je ka serious jaree” I just love this girl sha, I don’t know why I can’t take her off my mind.
SEGE: guy, tell me say na joke!!
ME: segun, no be joke, I don tell you something like this before?.
SEGE: ***hissed*** “ode”, instead of you to go for an H.I.V test abi na AIDS dem dey call am,you are here mourning about one Dam.
ME: you won’t understand sha.
SEGE: hahahahahaha, why won’t Iunderstand?, e be like say you were designed to be her maga for life.
ME: no segun, I always have this feelings that the judgement we gave her was too harsh.
SEGE: and so?, “iyen o kan aye men”. That is the minimum judgement a Dam deserves,
ME: stop it jor.
SEGE: she should thank her stars that it wasn't in the period that I was desperate to have money, I for don take her do rituals
.ME: segun haba!!!.
SEGE: na so now. I no know why you carry sword-man’s abandon K---y-Cat for head likethis?, you don dey craze oo Mr maga.
ME: segun you know what? ****adjusted my sitting position****, I keep wondering how she souls get back to port-harcourt without T.fare as she didn’t have money on her.
SEGE: that one simple now, no be runs girl shebe?, sebi na to sell her toto give two or three guys for bustop and make money.
ME: segun!!!!!!!!
SEGE: yes now mr maga, or patapata e, she go sell her phone to make money, maybe that’s why her number no dey go again sef?.
ME: hmmmmmmmmmm!. Oga oooo.
SEGUN : ogbeni forget matter jaree, I dey go my house to prepare for tomorrow’s work.
ME: ok jaree padi e,SEGUN: mr maga, you no go see me off?
ME: ***frowned*** no dey call me “maga”again jor, I no like am jare.
SEGE: you dey craze, na certified maga you be.If not for me, maybe you for don sell all your properties give bimpe.
ME: na you sabi. Let me see you off.
SEGE: hahahahahahaha. If you like, kill yourself on top one yeye bimpe ooo, youhear!!!!. Who knows?, maybe she dey on top an other dicck right now rocking cowgirl’sstyle. Abi no be that girl?
ME: wetin do am?
SEGE: chaiiii, that girl fit Bleep on top transformer ooooo.
ME: ***laughs*** segun, na you sabi, comedey go your house abeg. I will branch at yourplace tomorrow when I’m coming back fromwork.SEGE: no wahala mr maga “hahahahaha”. My. regards to adebimpe oooooo. Hahahahaha.
ME: you no well.Segun left my house, I sat down on my chairand began to review all that happened between me and adebimpe.

Episode 2**********************************After segun’s departure, I began to reason and think of why I still loved this girl despite allwhat she did to me, the more I think of her,the more I was lost in my thoughts. I couldn't figure out what really could prompt such feelings. “Could she had jazzed me?”“Maybe segun was right sha!”“Abi she truly laced her K---y-Cat?”“Abi na the waist bead she used?”“But the judgement was harsh oo”“But she deserved it na”“But she is pretty and cute oo”“What if she was flirting secretly?”“What if I didn’t find out?”.“Who knows if she might change?”“Who know if she had cursed me?”“How did she get to PH sef?”“Abi she was killed ni?”“Maybe she is dead at the moment?”“Her number no dey go again”“Even her FB has been dormant”“But I liked that girl oooo”“She is really smart sha”“It takes only smart girl to play game”I was lost in thoughts and asking myself all sort rhetorical questions and there was no one beside me to provide answers to it.I picked my phone to check her profile on myfacebook but I couldn’t see her on my friendlist and search results. I tried checking again and the result was still empty. It was then that I remembered that she had blocked me on the same day segun sent her away.I tried logging in into her account but the screen was showing “incorrect password”.**chaiii, this girl don change password sha*****I created another facebook account and searched for her name from my new account and it was displayed, but the account was dormant for the past 5 weeks. No new update,no new uploads.I dropped the phone and while I was still lostin my thoughts about Adebimpe, my phone was ringing, I moved closer to the bed to seewho was calling and I was shocked to see the name that appeared on the screen.***********************************
To be continued....

Adebimpe the Facebook girl(season 1 final episode)

**i woke up early around 4am, bimpe wasstill sleeping, Ipicked up my phone, opened her facebook asusual and read herrecent conversations.SWORD:, why are you calling me?, I told younot to call meagain, what else do you want?BIMPE: I can explain everything please.SWORD: what is it that you want to explain. Itold you myneighbour who has a shop at ODA road saidhe saw you comingout from a house infront of his shop earliertoday with your boxand bag, he even said the guy saw u off towhere u took bike, andwhen u left here today, you went back to thesame house withyour bag and he saw you also. He even toldme the guy is yourboyfriend isn’t it?. So is that your daddy’sfriend you are talkingabout?.BIMPE: pls is not what you think. Pls, let meexplain.SWORD: what is it that you want to explain?BIMPE: the guy is my elder brother’s friend. Ionly went there todeliver message to him.SWORDMAN: you went there to delivermessage to him and hewent to the chemist opposite his house to buycondom a daybefore your on friday that you arrived?*******chaiiii, I knew its badmus the chemistguy infront of myhouse. I was there on friday to buy condombefore bimpe’sarrival, and when I saw bimpe off. On my wayhome, he called meand said my babe is beautiful oooo. I repliedthat yes. He asked,is that the new catch?. I said “no ooo, wehave been dating forthe past 5 months and she used to comearound. Maybe u don’tnotice”,. Ur condom don expire ooooo, thething dey quick burst.I only make mouth and joked that day. And Iremember he usedto tell me he lives in ijoka at sundaybustop…… Back to thechat.BIMPE: pls I don’t have anything with himplease.SWORDMAN. Did u know that after the quiksexwe had thisafternoon, I traced ur detination with a bike asu were going and itmatched the exact location I heard of?. So allthis years that wehave been dating, you have been cheating onme?.BIMPE: ok, let me confess, he is not myboyfriend and I don’t lovehim, u are the only one I love. U remembered Isaid I want to visityou in akure this month which you said youdon’t have money onyou, but I missed you and which to see youand feel ur armsagain after 3months that we hadn’t see, then Itold him I want tocome to akure to see him, he fell for it andsend me Tfare. Thathow I got to akure. and after seeing him for10mins, I came downstraight to ur place to spend the rest of mystay. pleaseunderstand.SWORD: and decided to go back to him tocollect another Tfarewithout having s-x with him?BIMPE: believe me, he is just a puppet. He somuch seem to likeme that he can give me anything. But its youthat I love sodiq. Ilove you so much. I just used him and exploithim to get close tothe person that I love which is you please.SWORD: so how do u explain the condom hebought?BIMPE: that one is a lie sodiq, infact, I didn’tallowed him to kissme, u and I have been dating for 2years now, Ican’t just cheat onyou.SWORD:. And you want to tell me you will nothave s-x thisnight?BIMPE: I swear, I told him I’m a virgin andthat I don’t want to betouched till my wedding nite which he agreesto. Pls believe me,I and just using him and exploiting him pls. IfI don’t love you, Iwon’t stay till that late nite before leavingyour place.. Plssss.SWORD: but I gave you 5k while u wereleaving my placepreviously, why don’t you take transport withthat and travel?BIMPE: I told u I want to use the money tomake my hair, and Iwant to exploit this guy to get my Tfare andsome provisions. Itsbecause of the love I have for you that makesme not to botheryou about my needs. Pls sodiq, don’t makethis thingcomplicated please.SWORD: thanks for all the sweet s-x anyways.My regards toyour new boyfriend and don’t ever call meagain, I mean it. Bye.**********chaiiii, na me me “exploitation andusability mugu?”.Chaiiiii, this girl must suffer today.I woke her up, looked into her eyes and said itboldly for the firsttime. Bimpe, “I want to have s-x”BIMPE: baby, I am weak, and beside, I’m nota intimacy gadgetthat you can just pick and play with.ME: I’m sorry dear, I just have the urge ritenow please.BIMPE: I just don’t have the urge thismorning. Just go out andget me money to go to PHC today please.ME: so u are refusing me?BIMPE: yes, maybe when you give me themoney you promised,we can the have a good s-x.ME: then I am not in the mood to go out also.How will I needlove making from my girl and she will refuseit. And I will try toplease her whenever she needs anything.BIMPE:. ****frowned face*****, so its becauseof the money youwanted to give me that is making you to wakeme up for s-x?.Do you think I’m a prostitute?, do u think Ican’t survive withoutyour money?”******** bimpe startedranting*********She stood up, arranged her back, wore hersandals and left thehouse.****i remain inside without any motive to lookfor her. I said tomyself, “atleast, I have had a Bleep of thevalue of my money.I picked my phone to update segun about thelatest happenings.He hailed me on whatsapp saying “mr magadon dey get sensebe that.Now it was around 5:10am, I was still on mybed, doingmeditation on how the day would look like,then I saw my dooropened, and behold, I saw bimpe. Back intothe room with herbags*****

Adebimpe the Facebook girl(season 1 epi6&7)

** after segun’s call*****Bimpe: onihaxy, what is all this now?, how doI leave here now,your friend went home to bring money only forhim to call that hishouse was robbed.ME: I’m amazed too, infact, I don’t know whatto do and I don’tknow anybody else who can borrow me thismoney.BIMPE: I must leave here today oooo, see thetime now, its11:52am already. I must leave hereooooooooo. Find somethingto do ooooo, ****she started bahavingfunny******ME: what do u suggest that I should do now?.BIMPE: I don’t know ooooo. Just think of howyou will get Tfarefor me that will take me to PHC. Maybe youshould call unclesegun back and beg him to refund that 5k, Iwill sort out how toget home myself.ME: I’m not sure if segun will refund themoney, but I think ofsomething. Why not beg your cousin to borrowyou the money.And when I send it to your account, you willrefund back to himBIMPE: I told you that my cousin is stingy andthat we foughtbefore my departure. Infact, when I went thereto pick my schoolID card, I gave him the best insults of his life.Dear, can youimagine what he said when I got there?ME: what dear?BIMPE: he said I should help him to fetchwater from the well atthe 5th house away from his house after herefused to give memoney.ME: but na waoo, that your cousin no dey tryoooo. I wish toknow him shaBIMPE: pls no be dat one dey do me. Help mefind means toreach PHC. Call uncle segun and beg himME: ok.…..I picked my phone and dial sege’s numberand placed it onspeaker.ME: sege, how far na, abeg help me with that5k, my babe deycry here and he wan comot today.SEGE: I no fit drop am ooo, dem don thief theone wey I get forhouse so this 5k na the last thing on me.ME: abeg help me now.SEGE: ok wait, let me call Akin and talk tohim, I will get back toyou..and he hanged up.….I don’t know who Akin is but I am sure SEGEis up to anotherdrama.. After 2minutes, segun called back.SEGE: guy, I don talk to akin. He say him fittry help u make ucome meet am, but him talk say I must deythere as guarantorincase of wahala.ME: no problem now, how we go waka abeg?SEGE: come meet me for house and we go gotogether go meetakin. Hope money for bike dey your handoooo, I no go pay forany bike oooo. Akin talk say him fit help you10k.ME: thanks, I will be on my way. I hanged upI opened my wallet and found out that I hadjust 200naira inside.I turned to bimpe.ME: baby, there is another problem,BIMPE: what is the problem again my dear, goand meet the socall akin now and get the money for me toleave here, its 12:09already nowME: I have just 200naira with me and if Ishould calculate thefare from my house to segun’s house and fromsegun’s house toakin’s house, I will spend 600naira sincesegun is going with me.BIMPE: ok, take this remaining 500naira withme and add it to the200naira with you. Pls be fast and hurry up.ME: ok ****i collected the 500naira, dashedout of the house,stopped a 50naira bike and went to meetsege……………………….On reaching segun’s house.Me: sege how farsege: mr maga. How u dey?Me: na me be mr maga abi?, ur papa. Who isakin that u aretalking about?.Sege: u be mumu. U no knw say na drama idey act?.Me: just kidding. I don collect the remaining500naira wey shehold.Sege: confirm. Ur head don dey work. How utake do am?Me: i tell her say i no get tfare take come urplace, she give methe 5hundred.Sege: dat one nice, so ur balance remain4,500 be that.Me: oya give me the 5k make i dey go home.Sege: u dey craze. So, u wan go give her themoney abi?Me: i just hold am. But to be serious, i deypity bimpe shasege: u be mumu. She pity u wen she collectur money go Bleepperson for free at ijoka?Me: but she get test tomorrow na.Sege: let her fail. Dat one go dey remind say“magacology” nabad elective.Me: wetin i go come do next?,sege: leave this money with me, dey go housego meet ur babe.Tell her say akin no see his atm card makeshe wait till 2marowen u go enter bank go settle ur debit palava.Update me onwhatsapp any developmentMe: oki left segun’s house, stopped a bike an wenthome straight.Me: sweetheart, helobimpe: dear, its unfair oo. U left since morningknowing that iwill travelme: so sorry dear.Bimpe: oya where is the money?, its 1pmalready, let me startgoing.Me:***i broke the bad news as directed bysegun.Bimpe was sad, frown and started ranting. Shepicked her boxand bag.Me: dear, pls wait till 2moro, i go to bank tosettle the atm debitand give u the money.Bimpe: i hav test tomorow, i cant wait. Let mego to my cousinand beg him again hopefully he can help me.Me: but why are u going with your loads.Bimpe: i dont have much time, if i can get themoney, i will leavefrom there, but if i cant, i will return here tosleep.Bimpe picked her loads and left at 1:20am.Immediately after sheleft, her number wasnt reachable again. I saidto my self, “chaiii,thunder fire segun and bimpe o. So i no goyansh this girl thisnite”. I opened her facebook account but norecent chat. Iupdated segun on whatsapp and he told me tolock up that bimpeis gone. So i zero my mind that she has leftakure and that i paid4,500 for one round of s-x.Up till 8pm, her number isnt reachable, idropped my fone andslept off. At about 9:40pm, i heard a knock onmy window. Iasked “who is that?”. Its me bimpe, come andopen the entrancedoor for me, the voice replied.I jumped up, my d--k suddenly got erect as I was heading towards the door and said to myself, let meBleep.ing begin..
I ushered bimpe inside. Her face looks swollen,shelooks so much unhappy. I took her bags fromher and we enteredthe room.Me: bimpe, what happened to your lines?, youhave beenunreachable, I don’t know how to find you.You have scaredme……. Bla bla bla.BIMPE: ****silence for a moment and thenlater talked****, mydear, I really suffered today. A lot happendthat I can’t explain.ME: pls dear, tell me anything that happened,you fought yourcousin again?BIMPE: something like that,ME: he doesn’t give you the money?. Andwhy?BIMPE:: so many things are better left unsaid.I can’t just talk rightnow.ME: but why were you late?BIMPE: we were settling the quarrel. And also,he sent me onanother erand. That is what took my time.ME: eyah, so sorry. How will you go aboutyour test now?BIMPE: I have called my friends in mydepartment to arrange forme. But dear, do me a favour.ME: what’s that?BIMPE: can you please increase the moneyyou are collectingtomorrow to 30k pls, I have to settle mylecturer incharge of thiscourse I should write tomorrow.ME: no problemBIMPE: and one more thing pleaseME: what is that dear?BIMPE: maybe you should go to that akin firstto get the moneyincase if bank issue will not settle tomorrowand pls make it early.Latest before 9AM.ME:, no problem****all through this conversation, bimpe isn’thappy at all, she lookdisappointed. I tried to figure out whathappened but I couldn’t..BIMPE: pls I’m seriously hungry, is thereanything I can eat beforeI take my bath?ME: there is rice inside the pot. Go and warmit and eat.****bimpe stood up still not smiling and wentto the kitchen. Whileshe was in the kitchen. Her fone which is onmy bed gave afacebook notification sound. I knew it must bea facebookmessage but I couldn’t open it due to securitypassword. I decidedto check it later. Few minutes later, she wasthrough with the foodand she came back to the room, and said, Iwant to have my bath,do you care to join?. On hearing this, my bodymoved, my d--kresponded instantly. Just as I stood up to pullof my cloths, I heardanother knock on my window “ko ko ko ko”****who is that?. its me seun, a voice replied.Seun is my neighbour, he occupies the first“one roomselfcontain” in the compound. Our house is ablock of 6 selfconsthat has only one main entrance. We all haveto pass through theentrance from outside. Seun had travelled tolagos 3days earlierand just arrived at past 10 as at the time ofknocking. I wentoutside to open the main entrance door forhim, as my sureneighbour, we went to his room, gist a littleabout the journey,why he came late, what he brought for me.Etc, I spent like15minutes with seun, he gave me a longbread. I went back tothe room and met adebimpe on towel pressingher phone with the2 hands which indicates that she was chatingwith someone. Butshe still look unhappy. As I drew close to heron the bed, sheclosed her facebook application, pressed thelock button anddropped the phone. Can we have our bathnow?, bimpe asked. Ireplied YES.She went into the bathroom and I followedher.What is wrong with you bimpe?, u look sad,Iasked. She replied,“I just had a stressful day”.She removed her towel. Oh my God!, thosebosoms wereaveragely big and firm, my d--k resurrectedinside my boxers,she noticed this and smile. But I couldperceive the smell of“recent s-x” on her which I never mind. Iopened the shower, Ibath first while she follows. She turned herback to me, I couldsee the clear view of the a$$. I moved closer,stood at her backand held her bosoms from behind. Shemoaned oouchhh. Icontinue squeezing and pressing while theshower was droppingon us. Still backing her, I moved my my handsdown herabdomen, this time, she moan faster, sheturned to me, kissedmy passionately while taking her hand downto my erected d--k.Our body was close that I could feel her Tippin touching me. Iheld her a$$ and start pressing and spanking.She kissed medown to my neck while stroking my d--k, shekissed down to mysmall Tips. This time I started moaning too.She moved hermouth to my abdomen, until she finally kneltdown before me andbury my d--k inside her mouth. Ooooo, yeahbabyyyy oooouch. Istarted making sound and she suck faster anddeeper. After5mins, she stood up and kissed me. Then shesaid, “did I try?”, ureally suck well, I replied. ‘Won’t you give meorals too? Saidbimpe. I thought within 2 seconds that I darenot put my mouthinto that public hole, “when we get to bed” Ireplied. She resumedthe shower and I dashed into my bedroom,raised up themattress and removed a condom, wore it andreturn tobathroom,. I stopped the shower, suck herbosoms, turned herback to me and entered from behind.Ouuuch huuuuh haaah babyyyy harderrrr,bimpe was moaning, Istarted pressing harder, I shifted back a bit,drew her closer andgrabbed her bosoms while bleeping, I laterleave the bosoms,spanked her and then held her hips. Webleeped for like15minutes in the bathroom before she c-mand I did the same.We left the bathroom and went to the bed. Butsumthing is wrongsomewhere. Bimpe is not tight in the K---y-Catand also, sheneva smiled, she still looks sad after the s-x.On getting to the bedroom, we had anothers-x but it was soboring because bimpe makes it seem like a“forced s-x”. Noglamour, no anxiety, then I knew somethingmust be wrongbetween her and her “cousin”. 3minutes afterthe second s-x,bimpe said, “please don’t forget to go outearly for that money inthe morning please” and I want to sleep, goodnight. I repliedalso “good night”.But I couldn’t sleep because I was worryingabout why bimpe isunhappy, who sent the message?, whathappened?, few minuteslater, bimpe called my name twice which Ididn’t respond. Ipretend as if I was sleeping. She then rose up,picked her fone,went into the bathroom. I over head hersaying “please I beg ufor the sake of the love between us, pls forgiveme”. Pls comeonline on facebook and let’s chat please”. She“tipped toe” backto the bed, called me again which I didn’trespond, then shestarted chating for another 45 minutes. Icouldn’t stop herbecause I want to know what transpiredbetween her and hercaller. I decided to wait till I wake up before I find out......to be continued..